Slow fake news today, folks. All we've got is the weather, which is very...blue.
It looks like it's going to be cold, with a chance of being frozen. Ice storms are predicted everywhere except part of Florida, which is currently being destroyed by an asteroid shower.
So, our recommendation is to stay indoors and dress warmly. Unless you're in southern Florida. Go outside and run and scream for your life if you're in southern Florida.