An Introduction to The Gripload

Welcome to ground zero for new skewed perspectives and a Gripload of personality.

Adding to the conversation and trying to set a new agenda for what real people think about, The Gripload offers local and national coverage of issues, events, and people that affect you. Though it contains highly inaccurate portrayals of reality, Albert Einstein said that "reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Also note that Democritus said "Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion." Stick that in your pipe and smoke a Gripload of awesome.

Since the debut of home entertainment gaming consoles like Atari and Nintendo, creativity among the masses has decreased exponentially. The manner of men that put a human on the moon and discovered the double helix structure of DNA have become rare and almost extinct. Has man reached the stars? Are there no more dreamers? Perhaps we have sold our godlike potential for World of Warcraft and other simulated realities. One news group has decided to break those restraints and actually develop talent to inspire others in the quest for a little bit better than mediocre lifestyles.

-Jordan

Wait, what did he just say? Are you kidding me? We are straight making craz up. Like The Onion, except not as good. And we write it instead of them.

Which is probably the reason it's not as good.

We hope to make some video too. You know, after we write some articles. And maybe even we'll come up with crazy gimmick that will make you want to actually check this often. And check it you will. Because one day, we may actually be funny, and you wouldn't want to miss that.

-Mike